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Campie Nooner 2k5
Jun. 12th, 2005 | 05:03 pm
back from campie nooner 2k5. good times. on the way up, Kronner's sweetass van broke down so we met up with all those boys at a little bar to pass time while it got fixed. Justin ruined a game of photo hunt and made fun of my boy shorts. Eventually we actually get to Rifle River and it was pouring rain so we went to another little bar but at this point i was sort of hung over from drinking wine by myself while i packed in the morning and eating jello shots on the way up. so i had a good time sitting on the porch of a thrift store down the street counting how long various rain-caused bubbles in a stream survived
--setting up camp was fine--Nick and all the guys were useless as usual. but i guess they had no reason to care about tents since they stayed up all night. Joe, Kronner, Justin, and Nick drank for like 24 hours straight with no sleep.-- So canoeing the next morning was fun from the start. Sometimes I would turn around in the canoe to wonder why nick was steering us into the river bank and he would be passed out holding the paddle.
I think the best part of my entire year was climbing that muddy wall thing with Justin and Sanjeev. I like to climb things. Sanjeev is fucking hot even when he looks like a friggin ape. Jennie and Ryan finished canoeing first of course. when we finally finished, I was very drunk and Nick was ready to die--we all went back to the campsite and a lot of us fell asleep i think. i don't know actually what happened--i just know i was in a tent and i was convinced i was in a boat that was tipping over, but i felt okay with my impending death. well now my timing is off--i think that happened later actually and first came the nap where nikole, kristen, nick, justin and me all decided to sleep in one 3000 degree tent together even though we were surrounded with vacant tents. I woke to find nikole and Kristen in the car ready to abandon me with Nick passed out in the back. so i jump in and they got chinese food and nick and i got taco bell. so good thing we spent so much money on food that wasnt even barely eaten. but it was the best taco bell i ever ate--so then later back at our campsite, Nikole calls us over to the van and there was justin passed out clutching the bag of cheeze-its and nick's root beer. It was the most adorable thing i ever saw. he hit his crash point awhile earlier --he was so drunk and tired he couldn't figure out how to feed himself even though he was surrounded by food. "ive never been so hungry in my life--This is it" he told me. I think he actually thought he was going to die. Then when he woke up he had to finish chewing the cheeze-its still in his mouth that hadn't been swallowed before he passed out.
Andy Hoppe was at a campsite nearby so we talked to him for awhile--its always fun seeing Sterling people and hearing about random others i havent seen in 5 years.
Everyone was dead the second night but Justin, Joe, and Nick once again stayed up basically all night--so they didn't have the energy to help us pack the next morning. They could only sit around while all the girls cleaned and took down the tents and packed up. this upset me very much and so i yelled at nick a lot. then he took me into the woods to beat me. and NO ONE seems to think this is a problem. HE TOOK ME INTO THE WOODS AND BEAT ME! yes, i had thrown his sandals into the woods and hit him first but that is because i was VERY upset. he made inappropriate jokes, UNpacked the car we had so diligently and efficiently packed, and annoyed me in general. So i think this isn't acceptable but apparantly contemporary society finds taking nice girls into the woods and beating them fine behavior and no one came to my rescue. Even Kronner just took pictures. Oh and fucking justin put a fucking catapiller down my shirt. I think people saw my nipples. yes, i had put a frog down kristens shirt the day before but frogs aren't scary. Catapillers are evil. if you have forgotten why, let me remind you--they start off crawling around like slugs and suddenly they take a nap, grow wings, and then can FLY? quite suspicious if you ask me? not to mention their poisonous bites and asshole personalities. fuck catapillers and fuck justin.
the boys cut down a tree one night and pulled a tree out by hand another night.
i wore spf 50 and applied several times yet still got sunburned.
nick ate a slug.
--setting up camp was fine--Nick and all the guys were useless as usual. but i guess they had no reason to care about tents since they stayed up all night. Joe, Kronner, Justin, and Nick drank for like 24 hours straight with no sleep.-- So canoeing the next morning was fun from the start. Sometimes I would turn around in the canoe to wonder why nick was steering us into the river bank and he would be passed out holding the paddle.
I think the best part of my entire year was climbing that muddy wall thing with Justin and Sanjeev. I like to climb things. Sanjeev is fucking hot even when he looks like a friggin ape. Jennie and Ryan finished canoeing first of course. when we finally finished, I was very drunk and Nick was ready to die--we all went back to the campsite and a lot of us fell asleep i think. i don't know actually what happened--i just know i was in a tent and i was convinced i was in a boat that was tipping over, but i felt okay with my impending death. well now my timing is off--i think that happened later actually and first came the nap where nikole, kristen, nick, justin and me all decided to sleep in one 3000 degree tent together even though we were surrounded with vacant tents. I woke to find nikole and Kristen in the car ready to abandon me with Nick passed out in the back. so i jump in and they got chinese food and nick and i got taco bell. so good thing we spent so much money on food that wasnt even barely eaten. but it was the best taco bell i ever ate--so then later back at our campsite, Nikole calls us over to the van and there was justin passed out clutching the bag of cheeze-its and nick's root beer. It was the most adorable thing i ever saw. he hit his crash point awhile earlier --he was so drunk and tired he couldn't figure out how to feed himself even though he was surrounded by food. "ive never been so hungry in my life--This is it" he told me. I think he actually thought he was going to die. Then when he woke up he had to finish chewing the cheeze-its still in his mouth that hadn't been swallowed before he passed out.
Andy Hoppe was at a campsite nearby so we talked to him for awhile--its always fun seeing Sterling people and hearing about random others i havent seen in 5 years.
Everyone was dead the second night but Justin, Joe, and Nick once again stayed up basically all night--so they didn't have the energy to help us pack the next morning. They could only sit around while all the girls cleaned and took down the tents and packed up. this upset me very much and so i yelled at nick a lot. then he took me into the woods to beat me. and NO ONE seems to think this is a problem. HE TOOK ME INTO THE WOODS AND BEAT ME! yes, i had thrown his sandals into the woods and hit him first but that is because i was VERY upset. he made inappropriate jokes, UNpacked the car we had so diligently and efficiently packed, and annoyed me in general. So i think this isn't acceptable but apparantly contemporary society finds taking nice girls into the woods and beating them fine behavior and no one came to my rescue. Even Kronner just took pictures. Oh and fucking justin put a fucking catapiller down my shirt. I think people saw my nipples. yes, i had put a frog down kristens shirt the day before but frogs aren't scary. Catapillers are evil. if you have forgotten why, let me remind you--they start off crawling around like slugs and suddenly they take a nap, grow wings, and then can FLY? quite suspicious if you ask me? not to mention their poisonous bites and asshole personalities. fuck catapillers and fuck justin.
the boys cut down a tree one night and pulled a tree out by hand another night.
i wore spf 50 and applied several times yet still got sunburned.
nick ate a slug.